Saturday, October 06, 2007
Case Report
Exhibit A:

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The problem as it seems can no longer be contained in a specific area. Initial findings on the operations of the group are no longer valid and should be archived for references. It is also evident that the organization is undergoing expansion and evolution. Notice that branches are sprouting on places also infected by its nemesis (case "Ronald McDonald"). The current investigation report are as follows:

A. Portrait of the kingpin. Although camouflaging in a different color (It was previously verified that the original color used is orange), tactics in luring victims are still the same.

B. The victim. No further analysis is required but might had been saved if a professional is present in the vicinity.

C. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti. Possibly used by the organization as a front to hide its master plans and top secret blueprints. Needs further investigation.

D. Codename 'Hetty'. A pawn used by the organization to lure more victims. It is an incarnation of living spaghetti and pure tomato evil. Effects on children with no previous contact with pawns are extreme shock and excessive tear gland production.

Therefore with this findings, it is highly recommended that a mere citizen, together with its off-springs, should be accompanied by a professional who can handle situations such as tantrums and emotional outbursts upon off-spring's visual contact with a pawn such as 'Hetty'. A professional will also be effective in verification of safe and healthy nourishment offered by the organization.

Date: 06.10.2007 17:42:33
By: Inday

(Report ni Inday sa amo niya nang di siya pinasama sa birthday party sa Jollibee. Tsk Tsk tsk)
I love Jollibee. be Happy :)


posted by Johnjan @ 9:57 PM  
  • At 10/07/2007 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    anong kalokohan eto, puti? at bat nabanggit pa si you-know-who McDonald?? (huh? until now, bitter pa din c Cinderella?!) hahaha. di na noh.. may "Tokyo-Tokyo" na ako. kaso may "Oodys" na cya eh.. joke! puro pagkain na naman.. hahaha. cge.. Buhbyez.. ang dilim na eh.. la na ako makita. hekhe. :D

  • At 10/08/2007 11:15 AM, Anonymous rowjie said…

    sino? si Ronald McDonald? Haha.

    Hay, gusto ko tuloy kumain ng spaghetti. ng jollibee...

    syempre, yung nilagay sa ref... haha

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